S...A..turd..ay!

Yup, Saturday! Gettin' ready for Charlestown! I know I know, not Vegas or AC, but hey, they got SLOTS!! I've been watching MTv all day so far, and I gotta say, MTv Jams is way better than regular Mtv, where's the muzak?? Stoopid shows about the gayest things, I can't even watch "The Real World", anymore, and I used to think it was soo funny. Not its just dumb. I could have a better show called "The Actual Real World"! Ha! It would be worth watchin, until I started making $$ and then it would go back to watching a guy w/ money going to fun places that you wish you went to. Yes, GAY! Anywho, I say we all live our lives like we were in a reality sitcom . Than at least you could still make jokes when you think noone's watching!

Two is the Day after oNe DAY!

Wanna hear the best story ever!! I'm talking about, some crazy stuff that happened to me today! This is the best story everrr! I don't think anything can compare to this...like seriously! Okay here it goes:

I went to work today and left my windows down...it rained. The End.

Love is Complicated

Today I'm celebrating my 2yr anniversary with my girlfriend. Last night we got into a little arguement and the end result was changing my FB relationship status to "Its Complicated". I think its so funny how far we've come. We've gone from a note that says "yes", "no", or "maybe". To "Single", "In a relationship", and "Its Complicated". Complicated?? I wonder what the creators of FB were thinking when they were coming up with that part of the page. "Hmmm, are you single", "no", "hmmm, are you in love?", "I guess, I don't know, its complicated". Ha ha. So now she wants me to change it to "In a relationship" again. I told her..well its complicated. Don't get me wrong, I love her to death and would do anything for her, but I think I'm going to ride this one out for a while (yeah right, more like till tomorrow), or until she gets fed up and kills me! Lol. But seriously.....

Women

The other day (last night to be exact) I was browsing YouTube, as I do whenever I can. Yes, I am addicted. But I came across New Edition's "If It Isn't Love", I think thats what its called. It made me think how true that song IS. Like, whenever I get into an arguement w/ my gal, I'm always like, "thats it!", and then an hour later after I'm not mad anymore, I'm crazy about HER!! I gotta say, she really has power over me, I think all women have power over men! Can't live with them, Can't live w/o them type of thing. I don't know....on that note I leave you w/ this..ENJOY!!

Tuedays = Not Mondays!

Ahh, there's nothing more I like than a Tuesday, the only thing that can compare to that is sitting in traffic watching my life and time pass me by!

Monday = Lunes

So, Mondays seem to be everybody's most hateful day. I, on the other hand, love Mondays!! Mondays are a way to start a new and exciting week! On Mondays, you get to count down the week! And the best part is that on Mondays you get to publish things like this!!... Yes thats my buddy Jeff, he played a joke on me..and my joke back was kicking his chair off the porch. This is him on the ground after I've kicked the chair. Yes, my jokes go way way ay ay too far!